dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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