I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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