No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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