So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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