I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
He keeps bees of course he's weird
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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