So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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