shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
she peed on how many people?
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
It's blow job season.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
you made out with another girl for some wings
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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