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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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