Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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