So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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