He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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