She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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