You can't special order awesome
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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