it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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