I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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