So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Randomize
