I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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