Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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