5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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