You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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