That's intense
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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