Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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