my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Alive.
So much puke
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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