so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
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