What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Randomize
