That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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