last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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