hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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