Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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