It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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