i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
