they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I think people are normalizing furries
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Randomize
