k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
you didnt know i had herpes?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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