good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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