I think im going to throw up on grandma
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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