i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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