She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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