Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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