I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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