i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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