the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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