Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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