told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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