I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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