wake up i wanna do it froggy style
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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