while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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