Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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