WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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