i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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