Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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