I wanna passion pit in your ass
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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