So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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